What to Expect From Cap and Trade

A lot has been talked about recently about global warming, or as I like to call it a huge global initiative to spread the wealth around making a socialized, communist world, destroying the United States in the process to save us all from an invisible gas that trees, plants, grass, etc. use for food and "air." And in exchange for that invisible gas that plants use they let off another poisonous, corrosive gas called oxygen that animals, including humans, use to stay alive. So what is Obama's plan for helping stop "global warming" (oops I am sorry, the planet has been cooling lately, sorry. The new catch phrase is "climate change")? His plan is called cap and trade. Let's listen to what he has to say we can look forward to if and when his plan is passed.


He also mentions coal, which by the way is where almost half of all our electricity comes from. Let us once again listen to what Obama plan's for the coal companies.


Oh and by the way if you hate incandescent light bulbs (you know those ones that are made in China and if one accidentally breaks you should probably call in the hazmed team to clean up the mercury) you better start stocking up on regular light bulbs, most of which (if not all) are made in Kentucky. QUIT EXPORTING OUR JOBS MR. PRESIDENT! Oh wait Obama's president. Never mind nothing to see, move along.
One last little note, McCain wanted a cap and trade bill also.